Drain the pickles extremely well. Lay them on paper towels and gently press to remove excess moisture. This prevents a watery dip.
Finely chop the pickles using a chef's knife. For a finer texture, pulse half in a food processor and hand-chop the remaining half for crunch.
In a blender or food processor, or using an immersion blender, blend the cottage cheese, cream cheese, and Greek yogurt until completely smooth and fluffy.
Transfer the creamy base to a mixing bowl. Fold in the chopped pickles, fresh dill, garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper, and ¼ cup pickle juice.
Taste and adjust. Add additional pickle juice if you want more tang.
Chill for at least 45–60 minutes before serving to allow the flavors to develop and the dip to thicken.
Stir before serving and top with optional cheddar, chives, or crispy turkey bacon if desired.