Preheat oven to 350°F and grease a 9x13 baking dish.
Tear croissants into roughly three-inch chunks and scatter in the dish.
Tuck cream cheese cubes throughout and scatter crumbled bacon over everything.
Add eggs, greek yogurt, milk, dijon, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, salt and pepper to a blender. Blend until completely smooth, at least 60 seconds.
Pour custard evenly over croissants and press everything down. Let sit five minutes.
Top with shredded cheese and a generous layer of everything bagel seasoning.
Bake 30-35 minutes until top is golden and center is just set with a slight wobble.
Rest five minutes then finish with fresh chives and a drizzle of hot honey.